Thursday, May 28, 2020
The Four Horsemen of Package Delivery
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USPS: Package arrives in perfect condition (three days after it was supposed to), but you have to go to the post office to ...
Monday, December 9, 2019
The 2019 JakeIsAlwaysRight Movie Awards
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2019 was a great year for movies, I guess. From movies that we actually gave a shit about (Joker) to stuff that no one seems to be able t...
Tuesday, October 15, 2019
The Mystery of the Fat Guy in Toe Shoes
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I recently saw a fat guy wearing toe shoes. He had bad teeth. If you're assuming this is just going to be a judgemental rant about how...
Saturday, August 24, 2019
Popeyes Peanut Butter Banana Pie -- A Review
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Remember when you were a kid and you'd get that big pack of popsicles with all the different Lies! Deception! flavors? Remember how...
Thursday, July 18, 2019
What if everyone's name gave a hint as to how they'd die?
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Rip Torn: Fell into a wood chipper Freddie Mercury: Ate too much tuna, died of mercury poisoning Betty White: Froze to death in a bl...
Monday, July 15, 2019
Your "Emotional Support Animal" Doesn't Belong On a Plane
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It has recently come to my attention that people experiencing anxiety or other mental illnesses are often allowed to bring "emotional ...
Thursday, March 15, 2018
You're All Awful (Vol. I)
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These are NOUNS: Walkout, hangout, workout, hangup, setup, startup, kickoff [et cetera]. These are VERBS + ADVERBS: Walk out, hang out,...
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