What if everyone's name gave a hint as to how they'd die?

Rip Torn: 
Fell into a wood chipper

Freddie Mercury:
Ate too much tuna, died of mercury poisoning

Betty White:
Froze to death in a blizzard

Christopher Walken:
Hit by a bus while crossing the street

Bob Dole:
Choked on a banana
 
Courtney Cox:
Umm... you don't want to know.

John Cougar Mellencamp:
Mauled to death by a puma while attending a week-long conference on how to farm cantaloupes.